等咱有了钱（男生版）
<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，包几个日本二爷，想打就打，想骂就骂，气死一个，累死一个，饿死一个，撑死一个，淹死一个，呛死一个，</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">…… </span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想让他怎么死就怎么死。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div><div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，喝老酒抽香烟，想喝红酒喝红酒，想喝白酒喝白酒，香烟点两根，抽一根，烧一根。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了车，想违章就违章，想轧警察就轧警察，冲灯就冲两次，红的冲一次，绿的冲一次。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，想上欧洲就上欧洲，想去美洲就去美洲，一次包两架飞机，一架座机，一架护航。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，先买一电脑，想装</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">XP</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">装</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">XP</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">，想装</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">NT</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">装</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">NT</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">，</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">XP</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一次装两个版本，用一个，留一个。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，吃冰棍儿啃冰胡儿，想吃红果吃红果，想吃奶油吃奶油，冰棍儿一次买两根，吃一根，唆一根。</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，先养俩孩子，想生男的生男的，想生女的生女的，男孩子我一次生两个，抱一个，牵一个。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，就建个皇宫，想要美女有美女，想要美酒有美酒，太监就找两个，一个毛宁，一个红豆。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，把糖葫芦当饭吃，想要甜的有甜的，想要辣的有辣的，中饭一顿，晚饭一顿。</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，先买个冰箱，想吃冻豆腐就吃冻豆腐，想喝冰啤酒就喝冰啤酒，洗衣机买个双缸的，一缸装面，一缸装米。</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<p><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，就想用希望工程提高知名度，想建学校就建学校，想捐助几万就捐助几万，形象大使就找两个，一个叶玉卿，一个叶子媚。</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"><br>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱，就想学明星那样整整容，想整个拉皮就整个拉皮，想割个双眼皮就割割双眼皮，烤磁牙整两付，一付吃豆腐，一付吃软饭。</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱买飞机</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想运人就运人</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想运猪就运猪</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">先买比两架</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一架当流动厕所</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一架撞比世贸大楼</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩钻石</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要多大个有多大个</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要多透亮有多透亮</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一买就买一盆</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">拿出来一个叫南非的小孩吃饭</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">;</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">剩下的给我儿子当砖头砍着玩</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱盖巴黎铁塔</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要多高就有多高</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要多显眼就多显眼</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要做就做三个而且全是金的</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">弄两个给我对象凉衣服</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">剩下一个我栓狗</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩名表</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要多名贵有多名贵</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要多值钱有多值钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">咱要是买世界上就两块</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一块我送小布什</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一块我送我们家木匠</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">开车去兜风</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想上哪去上哪去</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想往哪开往哪开</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一出门就是一车队</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">留一辆自己开</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">剩下的制造车祸</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">自己做雕像</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要多雄伟有多雄伟</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要多壮观有多壮观</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">我先做两个</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个放我屋里</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个我放白宫房上</span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩酒吧</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要面积有面积</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要档次有档次</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">两家挨着在天安门盖</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一家给多少钱都不让进</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一家从门口过的不进不行</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩银行</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要钱有钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要人有人</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">世界上每个城市开两家</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一家光能存钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一家不能取钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩明星</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想张柏芝就张柏芝</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想腾原纪香就腾原纪香</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一天换两个</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个让我睡她</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个让她睡我</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩导演</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想捧张艺谋就捧张艺谋</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想捧冯小刚就捧冯小刚</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">我都想好了</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个叫他导英雄</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个就叫他导手机</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩科学</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想克隆就克隆</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想移植就移植</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">先救西特勒</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">再救斯大林</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个当花匠</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个看大门</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩战争</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想西特勒有西特勒</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想斯大林有斯大林</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">把我家后院收拾出来</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">让他们俩继续打二战</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩政治</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想当主席当主席</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想当书记当书记</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">上任以后就干两件事</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一件是杀腐败的</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一件是搂好看的</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩公司</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的要杀手集团有杀手集团</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">要礼仪公司有礼仪公司</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">两家挨着开</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一家出人</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一家收钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">投钱玩蜜月</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想去夏威夷就去夏威夷</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想去北海道就去北海道</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">到那先买两个岛</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个给我对象住</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个我和小老婆住</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<div><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">等咱有了钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">就玩房地产</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">妈的想买哪块就买哪块</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">想盖什么就盖什么</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">盖好大楼不叫人住</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">目的只有两个</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个就是叫你们知道大爷有钱</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">.</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;">一个就是占着地方气你们</span></span><span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></div>
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